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[12 Jul 2009|02:21pm]
i have changed my mind:

I AM OKAY WITH HIDING.


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shit shit shit where is jared NO REALLY WHERE IS JARED?
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[14 Jun 2009|03:54pm]
i'm sick of hiding

but i don't want to be kicked out.


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i don't care if people know what i am. but i'll keep hiding because warren wants me too.
however, all you animal shape shifter types? KEEP HIDING. have you ever heard of furries? omfg HIDE HIDE HIDE.
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[06 May 2009|09:37pm]
if i can't go see sylar as spock, i will cut a bitch. :(
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[22 Apr 2009|12:12pm]
last night i had a dream i was riding a unicorn with robocop. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

why don't we form two lines? if you wanna tell everyone you're awesome, go to the right. if you want to stay in the closet (not that there is anything wrong with that), go to the left.
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[02 Apr 2009|09:02pm]
i miss all the good stuff

dang that was emo

uhhh OMG PONIES


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ps is jack creepy or is it just me?
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[26 Feb 2009|10:47pm]
i have insomnia. i think it sounds way cooler to call it that instead of saying "i can't freaking sleep :|" and it's not that i won't! i can't! maybe i don't need to sleep, like i don't need to eat. D:

ummmm i'll give you $5 to prank call my mom. ask if her refrigerator is running. or say it's 11pm, do you know where your daughter is? JARED? i bet you'd do it.

OH AND? i sneak around in a puddle, you guys. i see things you don't think i see. AND YOU, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE-- I SAW WHAT YOU DID. fess up.
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[01 Feb 2009|12:04pm]
they call me hell! they call me sta-cey, they call me her, they call me jane, that's not my name! that's not my name! omg i am going to dance to this song all day. and maybe a little bit tomorrow.

ok so if you're watching the superbowl today could you do one of two things for me:

- explain the rules of football to me

AND/OR

- just call me in when they show the heroes or star trek commercials. i wanna see sylarspock.
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[21 Jan 2009|03:24pm]
i will give someone $5 to clean my room.


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will someone lend me $5?
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[01 Jan 2009|10:36pm]
You are traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Twilight Zone!


HOLY THE CRAP. i've been watching the twilght zone marathon all day and i think i'm going crazy. every thing is in black and white. which is kind of neat.
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[20 Dec 2008|03:01pm]
omg are you guys okay??
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[08 Dec 2008|04:23pm]
what do you want for christmas?

and don't say like, "socks" or "world peace" or "for my parents to let me come home." nothing stupid like that, i'm talking MONEY IS NOT AN OBJECT kind of want.

i'll start: i want a puppy. no wait. a unicorn. NO A MOPED WITH A UNICORN ON IT. and a basket for the puppy.
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[02 Dec 2008|01:25am]
I can't sleep.

I keep hearing this weird sound. WHO OR WHAT IS IT?

EDIT, fifteen minutes later
jared is not awesome. he broke my sink. :(

EDIT, half hour later
ok it's flooding now!! what do i do?!
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